"Love is the answer- but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions"
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but, as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.”
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it"
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”